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2019 STAR WARS Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

Star Wars Episode 9 The Rise of Skywalker : Critic Score

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    Votes: 1 6.3%
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    Votes: 4 25.0%
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    Votes: 11 68.8%

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Kamandi

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If they really wanted TLJ to have something worth remembering they would've ended the Kylo and Rey story with her joining him. That would've been and fairly decent cliffhanger. The audience is left wondering if she will save him or if he will corrupt her. They would need to let her character fail a bit to sell the idea, make her less perfect. Maybe is she had really lost her shit at Luke or burned the tree herself after taking the books.

However the writers can't make Rey do anything that would upset young female fans, so none of this could have ever happened.
 

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Rey not earning her mastery of the Force is why I don’t like the character. No training—she can just do whatever she wants. I don’t want to hear some bullshit about how she pulled it out of Kylo’s head or whatever nonsense people say to explain it away. A hero needs to pay their dues for me to give a shit.

Also, I’m trying not to go crazy with bitching because it’s all been heard before, but the fact that Luke, Leia, and Han didn’t have a scene together is a huge wasted opportunity and absolute horseshit.
 

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Can one of you buckies please post this over at ssf :LOL:

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Dino

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Ok, so obviously I can't come in here. Do you think there is room for me at the other sites movie section :LOL:

I just caugh this. We arent sideshow freaks lol. No one will bully you here lol. If anything a different opinion is always welcome


Sometimes i even play devils advocate in these threads just to point out a different perspective. You guys have seen me point out a different point once or twice.

Look at the lion king thread, i loved the trailer even though it has been hated lol
 

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One thing I've noticed people don't follow too closely with these films is how eerily well the views on trailers correlate to box office, if you take TFA as your starting point. Ep IX's teaser trailer seems to be severely lagging behind the previous instalments in terms of engagement in the first 24 hours, if that trend continues into its first full trailer I'd comfortably predict this film is going to be DOA financially.
 

Dino

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Imagine if it makes less than solo :eek:

no... look at captain marvel.
disney will spend 1 billion of their money to bribe every critic and inflate box office if they have to... it is clear now.
 

Jotaro Something

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Disney will spend 1 billion of their money to *buy tickets themselves to make it look like someone went to watch that movie.
Fixed
 

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Abrams: I wasn’t supposed to be there. I wasn’t the guy, ya' know? I was working on some other things, and I had something else that I was assuming would be the next project. The whole thing was a crazy leap of faith. And there was an actual moment when I nearly said, “No, I’m not going to do this.” With Force Awakens, I feel like we managed to introduce these new characters and continue a story in a way that I thought had heart and humanity and humor and surprise. Though of course I’m aware that there are critics of that movie, it felt to me like we dodged a bullet. And I left loving Star Wars as much as I did when I got there. And to ask to have that happen again, I felt a little bit like I was playing with fire. Like, why go back? We managed to make it work. What the hell am I thinking? And there was a moment when I literally said, "No," and Katie said, "You should do this." And then I thought, she’s usually right about stuff. And I could see that even though the last thing on my mind was going away and jumping back into that, especially with the time constraints that we were faced with...

Fast Company: What were the time constraints?

Abrams: Because they had announced release dates, and everything works backwards.

Fast Company: Was the schedule unusually fast?

Abrams: To have no script and to have a release date and have it be essentially a two-year window when you’re saying (to yourself), you’ve got two years from the decision to do it to release, and you have literally nothing... You don’t have the story, you don’t have the cast, you don’t have the designers, the sets. There was a crew, and there were things that will be worked on for the version that preceded ours, but this was starting over. And because this was such a mega job, I knew at the very least I needed a cowriter to work on this thing, but I didn’t know who that cowriter would be. There was nothing. So the first thing I did was reach out to a writer who I’ve admired for years, Chris Terrio. who I didn’t really know, to say, "Listen, would you want to write Star Wars with me?" And he screamed.



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To summarise:
Farce Awakens was Abrams' dream fan fic project, his New Hope.
He had to make it a story builder for future sequels but didn't care for the story.
Then he left, thinking that he's done.
Then "Kathy called" and demanded that he come back and help her save some face.
He had to agree, even tho he didn't care.
He had to come up with a script and produce the movie under two years.

. . .

I'm def not paying to watch this. But I will absolutely check out a camrip as soon as good ones are avalable. It's gonna be either an even bigger pile of shite than TLJ or just another stupid borefest like TFA.
 
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So... are we ever going to find out who Snoke was? I swear he was meant to be Darth Plagueis at one point (even TFA hinted this with his theme song) until RJ took a crap on it and said muh misdirection.

Seriously, how do you write the second film in a trilogy before even finishing and seeing the first one? And there will still be stans defending it as if that film had no problems and was because Russian bots!

Jar Jar Abrams will probably say he's just a disfigured poser who was fallen Jedi exacting revenge for his disfigured form and dick falling off.
 

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Jesus Christ man. I know we all love this stuff (popculture films and shows)... but get a goddamn grip.
 

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full spoilers on plot and ending

click on picture to expand


Yo this man almost passed out over seeing Rey. Fuck you crows I'm nearly fucking dead over here. :ROFLMAO:💀💀

the commments are hilarious too
 
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Kamandi

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I don't generally like or watch reaction videos. They're mainly bad acting and click bait.
 
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