2020 Sonic the Hedgehog

[Snake Plissken]

How is it possible to look more ridiculous than Will Smith’s Genie?



Just stick to giving your significant others STDs and getting them hooked on drugs.

EDIT everyone is afraid of colonoscopies.

 

[Darth Maul]

I hate Jim Carrey now. I refuse to watch anything he’s in anymore. It’s difficult to even sit through his older stuff without thinking about all of the shit he’s said and done.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I’ve hated him long before he praised socialism after earning a few hundred million.

 

[Puck]

How long before the 'Robotnik represents white toxic masculinity' articles start to pop up?

 

[SCULPTGEEK]

I seriously feel like we're going backwards in cinema history. Are we now in the era of horrible 90s movies again or what?

 

[GeneralZod]

That'll make 700 million at the box office.

 

[RIDDICK]

Been spending most our lives
Livin' in a man cave paradise.
We keep spending most our lives
Buyin' tons of worthless merchandise.

 

[Project_A]

Hot Toys please...

 

[Puck]

I now denounce myself from the furry community after watching that.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I hope the Yellowstone Super Volcano kills us all.

Carrey showcases what a fucking hack he is by playing Ace Ventura, again.

 

[GeneralZod]

Movies like this are his bread and butter though. He gets to act like an asshole for two hours. He's getting paid to do the same thing that made him rich twenty years ago, and he doesn't care if the movie makes money, or if it's good, or what anyone thinks about him being in it. Shit, I gladly take a few million to do the same thing, and I'd show up to the premiere flipping everyone the finger.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Oh he without a doubt knows the formula to print money. I just don't understand the draw to him, at all. He's just a more successful Jack Black.

 

[Puck]

Look at his mouth. Fucking nightmare fuel for children.

 

[RIDDICK]

 

[Darth Maul]

I wanna know what the Sonic fans are saying about this. :ROFLMAO:

 

[Snake Plissken]

Well someone in the comments asked why does Sega hate its fans so much.

 

[Project_A]

What does ironwez think about this?

 

[SCULPTGEEK]

It's so bad I'm sorry I even watched the trailer.

 

[Darth Maul]

What does ironwez think about this?

I dunno, but I tried sending him a pm on ssf and apparently his inbox is full. So, not sure how else to invite him here to talk about this horrid affair. :ROFLMAO:

 

[Robocop]

I seriously feel like we're going backwards in cinema history. Are we now in the era of horrible 90s movies again or what?

My very first thought on watching this was that it reminded me of Street Fighter, Mario Bros, and various other clueless 90's adaptions of none-live-action source material. I don't understand how Hollywood keeps fucking up like this, it's insane.