Worst Films You've Seen In A Theater

[Snake Plissken]

Bug - Holy shit. This was the first time I truly wanted to get up in leave. Completely bogus marketing billed it as a horror film.

"I'm the super mother bug!" - Ashley Dudd

The Village - For obvious reasons. William Hurt's "compelling" speech at the end might of been one of the most douche chill moments I've ever had.

Soul Plane - Dumb fucking High School friends dragged me to this one. Obviously, I don't associate with any of them anymore.

Daredevil - Oof. Stinkeroo. The whole park fight made me want to gouge my eyes out.

 

[Darth Maul]

I’ve never really seen a bad film in the theater. I’m picky with what I go see. I definitely would not have wanted to see any of those in theaters.

Actually, I may have seen Daredevil, but I honestly can’t remember. I have my ticket stubs somewhere though. I could look.

 

[RIDDICK]

"Da Hobbit: The Desolation of My Soul"

Was one of very few movie going experiences with a lot of my friends.
If it wasn't for them I'd walk out after the second act. We laughed at how bad it was a lot.
One of my friends went with his wife, who actually slept through ~half of it. I can't blame her.

 

[Darth Maul]

Sounds like you guys needed to go see another movie.

 

[Kamandi]

Pokémon: The First Movie (1998). Worst movie I ever bought a ticket for.

 

[Shawpaw]

Year One (2009) with a Jack Black. Terrible.

 

[Darth Maul]

Eww god. People saw that in theaters?

 

[Shawpaw]

Took my mother in law. We left early. It was soooooo bad

 

[Snake Plissken]

Year One (2009) with a Jack Black. Terrible.

Took my mother in law. We left early. It was soooooo bad

You poor bastard, on both fronts.

 

[EVILFACE]

I generally avoid seeing movies that I'm pretty sure I won't like in theaters. Of the ones I did.....

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Sam & Janet (2002)
A Sound of Thunder (2005)
The Grudge (2004)
Assassin's Creed (2016)
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Flightplan (2005)
Sausage Party (2016)
Shutter (2008)